I said, "Jesus,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Brujo) http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/1392 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:03:46 GMT http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/870/t/Grown-Up-.html
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (tattooedfisherman) http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/870 Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:24:00 GMT http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/871/t/here-is-one-for-you-football-fans-this-will-make-you-think.html

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (fishermantx) http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/871 Wed, 02 May 2007 23:24:25 GMT http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/873/t/Real-Newspaper-ads.html

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well.

"OK," he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gunrunner2491) http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/872 Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:56:30 GMT http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/874/t/DoYou-Fish-.html counselor asks them what
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The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Phish2004) http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/874 Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:49:33 GMT http://alamoareaanglers.yuku.com/topic/875/t/Police-Comments.html videos around the country.

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#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate
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#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

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